Based on the LA Times news match quiz, I’m a Dynamo. I wonder how the results would differ if I had done the quiz with my first instinct, gut instinct or careful analysis. They show you a bunch of pictures and have you choose which one applies best? I’m pretty sure if I took it again [...]
Entries from April 28th, 2010
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
April 27th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dork Report
Okay, I confess: I think Joseph Gordon-Levitt is really cute. If you had asked me this 10 or 15 years ago I would have said, “Oh hell no!” and it wouldn’t have been a lie. Back in the day I couldn’t understand why people thought he was cute and chalked up his Teen Bop status [...]
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30 days of exercising
April 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report
And I still feel like shit. Well, this week in particular. But this has been the longest 30 days of my life. People like to tell me that eventually I’ll enjoy exercising. I feel like that’s a lie. I do enjoy hiking and I don’t have a problem walking everywhere though at times I wish [...]
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I should start a “No One Cares” blog
April 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report
Or, at the very least, create a new category. In the past week I’ve walked 12 miles and hiked 10.5 miles while discovering that the Wild Cat loop trail is 4.5 miles, not 6 so apparently my past posts were lies. I’ve doubled up my 8 minute exercises to 16 minutes a day and counting [...]
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A Zip Line “Adventure”
April 15th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report
After being unable to sleep until 3am, I left my house around 7:30 AM on Saturday stopping first to fill up before rushing to drive up to San Francisco. A text from Gina made me think I was going to be late but she was useful in her usual way, and fell asleep promptly after [...]
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My life this week, summarized
April 12th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dork Report
Jobs applied for: 1 Responses received: 1 “Interviews” scheduled: 1 Job application goal for this week: 2 that were leftover from last week Miles walked: 12, minimum. Miles hiked: 6 Days doing 8 minute workout routine: Will be 20 after I finish this. Lines zipped: 1 Stairs walked: Too many on Tuesday walking up and [...]
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Good Friday
April 11th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report
It came a week late for me but this past Friday was a good day especially since it had nothing to do with Jebus. First, I got an email from a woman who wanted to buy my shoes for $50 which was great because I bought these shoes on a whim, decided I hated them [...]
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4000 steps to productivity
April 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report
Today, I admitted defeat and got out of bed. I had been telling myself that it was okay for me to work (er, find work) from bed, but if the past few days could talk, they would cry, “Bullshit!” Last week I had gotten out of my bed and was sitting in my desk chair, [...]
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I’m a 12-year-old boy
April 6th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dork Report
Grace: are you sexcited? i think it’s sexcellent that you guys are going out you will sexcel in getting [identity protected] and the sex will be sextreme Whiny identity protected: i dont like you i have to keep typing something so that what you wrote will move up
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Distraction, or something
April 4th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dork Report
Staying occupied is the key to getting through the day and week. People continue to rag on me for being unemployed but beyond the bonanzas that I glorify/vilify, it’s not as great as everyone imagines it to be. Sure, you can sleep and wake whenever you want, but those waking hours can sometimes be a [...]
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