Dork Reports

Or, at the very least, create a new category.

In the past week I’ve walked 12 miles and hiked 10.5 miles while discovering that the Wild Cat loop trail is 4.5 miles, not 6 so apparently my past posts were lies. I’ve doubled up my 8 minute exercises to 16 minutes a day and counting today will have done these exercises for 27 days in a row which is probably a life record. I’ve also started playing my Wii Fit game which is surprisingly fun and racked up 206 Wii Fit minutes which basically just means I’m a loser with too much time.

After reading the Netflix Terms & Conditions I know for sure that they are punishing me for watching too many movies by not giving me the films at the top of my queue. As a result, I received Hunger, which was an Abe leftover, and that movie did nothing to keep me from wanting to nap after a long hike. I hope the fact that I only returned Hunger this week and received Taking Chance, that they will finally give me the movies that I actually want to watch.

I finished The Corner which I liked, especially Khandi Alexander’s performance, but it kind of made me miss The Wire. If only I had HBO so I could watch Treme. Next up on my DVD marathon sessions: Oz.

My prospective job call never happened; the dude neither called me nor responded to my email. He told me he would be out of the office so I’m hoping it was more of an oversight than a straight up rejection. Only time will tell. Too bad I don’t have much time left. I applied to one job I don’t want for a company that’s pretty okay, and have yet to apply for the job that I do want for a company that’s more than pretty okay.

I’m pretty close to the point where I just apply for any job and hope they will keep me hired for at least 39 weeks so I can write off any move I make on my taxes next year.

And then there’s that other stuff that’s too sad to write about so there’s my week in review.