Dork Reports

And I still feel like shit. Well, this week in particular. But this has been the longest 30 days of my life.

People like to tell me that eventually I’ll enjoy exercising. I feel like that’s a lie. I do enjoy hiking and I don’t have a problem walking everywhere though at times I wish my bike was fixed so I could save a little time. But there are some things that I still hate.

This is my routine. At day 25 I doubled up to 16 minutes a day.

I hate: Crunches, Inner Thigh, Outer Thigh.
I feel like these are useless: Calves, Back, Hamstrings.
I like: Biceps, Triceps, Chest.

The main reason I doubled up was so I could do more biceps, triceps and chest presses in hopes of seeing my arms get toned. One of these days I’ll get my 5 lb. weights back and then I’ll achieve my goal of Madonna arms. Gross.

These are very basic exercises that I’m fine doing, but they’re kind of boring. But, outside of going to the gym to do the same exact things but with a machine, I don’t know what else I would do to tone those other parts. I never want to go to a gym again and would rather go hiking or rock climbing. I’ll probably never become a runner and would rather look stupid and continue to fast walk everywhere without the exaggerated arm motions.

I guess I’ll keep it up for now, along with the hiking/walking and Wii Fit. I’m also flossing, moisturizing and trying to remember to eat my calcium gummies on a daily basis. Basically, I’m being what I should have been my whole life and expecting it to make me feel better. Since it’s not, I’ll have to keep searching for a solution for happiness.