Dork Reports

The original intention was to eat some rice to complete my meal of tomato/tofu/mushroom soup and beets. All that was cooked without salt or oil, so my dinner would have been seemingly healthy. However, my dad opened the bag of lime Flaming Hot Cheetos I bought on a whim and I wasn’t about to not eat any myself. So, I poured some Cheetos into the same bowl figuring I might as well eat them with my chopsticks to avoid staining my fingertips and white keyboard “flaming” red. I ate some rice, had a couple of Cheetos, then tested eating them together. The flavor was not offensive, so I kept doing it. In a way the combo of warm rice and salty crunchiness reminded me of eating rice with seaweed. While it was good for the moment, I realize the atrocity of doing such a thing and will likely never do it again. Besides, having white rice AND flaming hots at the same time is not a likely occurrence. Plus, I’d like to think I am capable of exercising some self-control.