Dork Reports

Though my love of unicorns really only exists when they’re on a shirt, something that has not died down despite the sheer ridiculousness of it all, this article about the National Pork Board giving ThinkGeek a cease and desist for calling their fake unicorn meat “The other white meat” tickled me pink:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128012247

Infringement or not, people are dumb and this story is pretty damn funny.

Here is the original post/product:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml

And here is the cease and desist in detail:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html

Having seen my fair share of cease and desists I’m sure that lawyer probably wanted to die a little that day, given the subject matter.

Anyway, I’m glad this story was sent to me because there is another unicorn shirt that I do not yet own in size medium, hint hint:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/de42/?icpg=pbfiasco

Though I’d wear a picture of canned unicorn meat on a shirt, I’d also wear this, to remind me of the days I had to make food binders of raw meat cuts. I haven’t gotten a new unicorn shirt in a while.