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Monkeying around

August 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

I’ve been indoor rock climbing since May. After going on and on about it for years, and finally trying it out in LA in 2008, it took another couple of years to convince someone to go with me up here. Kristina got suckered in, and after going once a week after our belay lesson, we [...]

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NKOTB Rules! No! They Suck!

August 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

I found this little gem while cleaning out my life. Apparently I objected to what she had to say – I’m not even sure if I inherited this pencil box or if I seized the moment when she let it out of her sight despite the fact that Joe McIntyre supposedly wrote in it to [...]

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Accomplishment

August 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

I packed my first box. I can only get more productive from here.

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Overwhelmed

August 12th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

Have shitty allergies that are starting to make me think I actually have a cold because I woke up with a sore throat, can’t stop sneezing and coughing and the allergy pill I popped doesn’t seem to be helping. After ignoring my hosting for too long I ended up having to shell out more money [...]

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Does this mean I have a chance?

August 4th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

“Konichiwa, bitch. E! Online (via iNTouch Weekly) reports: According to the tabloid, JGL and Lucy Liu were spotted last week at Periyali restaurant in New York City having quite the romantic diner. “They were kissing at the table, and she was stroking his arm,” an onlooker tells the magazine. “The age difference didn’t seem to bother Lucy [...]

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Thanks, Obama

July 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

I really needed that.

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Really, Craigslist?

July 21st, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

CAPTCHAs rarely make sense, they’re mostly just annoying. Sometimes they’re so hard to read that I’ve noticed Craigslist doesn’t even care if you get one or two letters wrong. But now it seems they’re trying to get users to pay attention. Usually I just blindly type squiggles hoping I’m getting them right but last night [...]

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Falling asleep would be nice

July 20th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

I probably got about seven hours of sleep last night, possibly more. I couldn’t sleep so I turned on a podcast and have no idea when that put me out. The point is, I woke up around 10 something, which is when I’ll normally wake up if not interrupted, regardless of when I fall asleep. [...]

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I feel exactly like this guy

July 15th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

TIRE-D. The search continues on and on.

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Goodbye forever, Party Down

July 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Dork Report

Party Down is a show I finally started watching earlier this year when Netflix started streaming on the Wii. It had been in my queue for a while, but when I saw that season 2 had begun and would be streaming immediately, I started watching season 1 with plans to segue right into season 2. [...]

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