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Guess which side I’m on?

June 15th, 2010 · No Comments · Travel

I’ve finally gotten around to re-uploading my India Bonanza pictures to Picasa, which is much faster than my self-hosted gallery. India was the catalyst for me setting up this blog. Woops, guess I forgot to write about my bonanzas! This was one of my favorite things for sale that I came across. Had I not [...]

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I’ll update someday, I swear

January 21st, 2010 · No Comments · South America, Travel

One day, for all you readers out there (me, essentially), I will go back in time and magically whip up descriptions of what I’ve been up to, what I’ve been seeing, and what I’ve been eating. Because I know all those things are very interesting. I guess the quick and dirty update is: I’m in [...]

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It’s the little things in life

December 25th, 2009 · No Comments · South America, Travel

I’ve already lost track but I’m pretty sure this is my fourth week of traveling through South America. After staying at a smattering of places here and there ranging from my own room to a 12-person dorm to a crammed ferry that included stinky cows, horses, and what we thought was rank feet but was [...]

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Motivated by weight

December 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Travel

Sometimes when I’ve finished everything like packing for the next day or locking everything up in my backpack I’ll remember I have to take my vitamins. Though the motivating factor to get out of bed and risk waking others while rummaging through the dark might be to stay healthy while traveling, the majority of the [...]

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Cooking for one on the road

December 17th, 2009 · No Comments · Travel

It’s hard enough buying food and cooking for one at home – at least that was my excuse in LA. But when traveling it becomes more difficult to buy and prepare food when there’s no set plans, and no idea where the next night will be spent and if there will be a fridge, etc. [...]

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Pull-ups required?

December 16th, 2009 · No Comments · South America, Travel

There’s a wet spot on my bed and I’m not sure how it got there but I’m just gonna tell myself that my water bottle leaked because I’ve already touched the spot and don’t wanna think my dormmates did the nasty on my bed. Commence sleeping in fetal position.

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No place is safe!

December 13th, 2009 · No Comments · Travel

If the red bathroom curtain had blown up in the wind, hostellers would have seen the little song and dance I found myself doing while brushing my teeth tonight. When Mosquitos are present I like to flail my limbs (I would flail my muffin top if I had such control over my body) because in [...]

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Does not translate: Five Dollar Footlongs

December 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Travel

One good thing about going abroad Is trying out new foods. But when new foods poison you, sometimes you gotta go back to the familiar stuff, no matter how vanilla it is, and no matter if it also gave you food poisoning once in L.A. So tonight was the second night in a row that [...]

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Preparing for the trip

December 8th, 2009 · No Comments · South America, Travel

Everyone knows that I´m terrible at packing. It´s probably the most dreaded part of traveling for me. I have a highly dorky amount of fun buying things for my trips – but the thought of putting all those things into one centralized location like my backpack makes me want to die. For this trip, I [...]

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The nightmare that is planning

December 8th, 2009 · No Comments · South America, Travel

Once I booked my ticket, I started checking out travel books from the li-barry. I picked up books about Peru, Chile, Brazil, and South America on a Budget, and then let them sit unread because the idea of doing any planning kind of made me wanna die. Even though I knew I wasn´t going to [...]

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