Dork Reports

Gettin’ pickleback drunk AFTER this picture was taken: Some folk like purple drink. My people like ginger drink? I feel like a stereotype when I drink it: Got my sheep slippers for general slipping and just after lamenting not having brought my warmer slippers, Shannon showed up from Holland with these bad boy fuzzy clogs:

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I found this little gem while cleaning out my life. Apparently I objected to what she had to say – I’m not even sure if I inherited this pencil box or if I seized the moment when she let it out of her sight despite the fact that Joe McIntyre supposedly wrote in it to [...]

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CAPTCHAs rarely make sense, they’re mostly just annoying. Sometimes they’re so hard to read that I’ve noticed Craigslist doesn’t even care if you get one or two letters wrong. But now it seems they’re trying to get users to pay attention. Usually I just blindly type squiggles hoping I’m getting them right but last night [...]

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Grace: are you sexcited? i think it’s sexcellent that you guys are going out you will sexcel in getting [identity protected] and the sex will be sextreme Whiny identity protected: i dont like you i have to keep typing something so that what you wrote will move up

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