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Random shit that amuse(s/d) me

Grace — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 03:49:23 +0000

Gettin’ pickleback drunk AFTER this picture was taken:

Some folk like purple drink. My people like ginger drink? I feel like a stereotype when I drink it:

Got my sheep slippers for general slipping and just after lamenting not having brought my warmer slippers, Shannon showed up from Holland with these bad boy fuzzy clogs:

NKOTB Rules! No! They Suck!

Grace — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:36:09 +0000

I found this little gem while cleaning out my life. Apparently I objected to what she had to say – I’m not even sure if I inherited this pencil box or if I seized the moment when she let it out of her sight despite the fact that Joe McIntyre supposedly wrote in it to declare that his own group, New Kids on the Block, rules, and I guess gave himself an A? And just like I am today, I was quick to deny enjoying some shameless boy bands, even though back in the day I was quite fluent in NKOTB ballads.

Really, Craigslist?

Grace — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 21:54:43 +0000

CAPTCHAs rarely make sense, they’re mostly just annoying. Sometimes they’re so hard to read that I’ve noticed Craigslist doesn’t even care if you get one or two letters wrong. But now it seems they’re trying to get users to pay attention. Usually I just blindly type squiggles hoping I’m getting them right but last night there was no way I could have missed realizing I was actually typing out ”of labia” to submit my posting. Perverts.

I’m a 12-year-old boy

Grace — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 01:07:23 +0000

Grace:

are you sexcited?

i think it’s sexcellent that you guys are going out

you will sexcel in getting [identity protected]

and the sex will be sextreme

Whiny identity protected:

i dont like you

i have to keep typing something so that what you wrote will move up